ABDUCTED. AGAIN.
Some people sleep through the night. Some people wake up at 3 a.m. missing a sock, their phone, and several hours they can’t explain.
ABDUCTED. AGAIN. is for anyone who’s starting to think the aliens are getting a little too comfortable. Featuring one seriously exhausted abductee getting hauled out of bed—pajamas, slippers, coffee mug and all—this design mixes classic UFO paranoia with dark humor and a vintage sci-fi/horror feel.
The detailed flying saucer, moonlit sky, grey aliens, tractor beam and floating bedroom debris make this one of those shirts people have to stop and look at. Because apparently even extraterrestrials understand one universal rule:
Coffee first. Probing later.
Perfect for UFO believers, alien enthusiasts, conspiracy junkies, sci-fi fans, paranormal weirdos, and anyone who has ever woken up feeling like something happened last night.
This heavyweight long-sleeve tee combines premium comfort with lasting durability. Made from soft-washed combed ring-spun cotton, it features an ultra-soft feel, a classic fit, and a tightly knit surface that delivers crisp, vibrant prints for everyday wear and custom designs.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Soft-washed fabric with an ultra-soft hand-feel
• Side-seamed construction
• Tightly knit fabric for superior printability
• 7/8" 1×1 ribbed collar with Lycra® for enhanced durability
• Single-needle edge stitching
• Tear-away label
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
25 |
38-41 |
| M |
25 ½ |
42-45 |
| L |
26 |
46-49 |
| XL |
26 ½ |
50-52 |
| 2XL |
27 |
53-55 |
| 3XL |
27 ½ |
56-59 |
