ABDUCTED. AGAIN.
Some people sleep through the night. Some people wake up at 3 a.m. missing a sock, their phone, and several hours they can’t explain.
ABDUCTED. AGAIN. is for anyone who’s starting to think the aliens are getting a little too comfortable. Featuring one seriously exhausted abductee getting hauled out of bed—pajamas, slippers, coffee mug and all—this design mixes classic UFO paranoia with dark humor and a vintage sci-fi/horror feel.
The detailed flying saucer, moonlit sky, grey aliens, tractor beam and floating bedroom debris make this one of those shirts people have to stop and look at. Because apparently even extraterrestrials understand one universal rule:
Coffee first. Probing later.
Perfect for UFO believers, alien enthusiasts, conspiracy junkies, sci-fi fans, paranormal weirdos, and anyone who has ever woken up feeling like something happened last night.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
