ABDUCTED. AGAIN.
Some people sleep through the night. Some people wake up at 3 a.m. missing a sock, their phone, and several hours they can’t explain.
ABDUCTED. AGAIN. is for anyone who’s starting to think the aliens are getting a little too comfortable. Featuring one seriously exhausted abductee getting hauled out of bed—pajamas, slippers, coffee mug and all—this design mixes classic UFO paranoia with dark humor and a vintage sci-fi/horror feel.
The detailed flying saucer, moonlit sky, grey aliens, tractor beam and floating bedroom debris make this one of those shirts people have to stop and look at. Because apparently even extraterrestrials understand one universal rule:
Coffee first. Probing later.
Perfect for UFO believers, alien enthusiasts, conspiracy junkies, sci-fi fans, paranormal weirdos, and anyone who has ever woken up feeling like something happened last night.
This t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and comfortable with just the right amount of stretch. Easy to wear, easy to layer, and strange enough to start conversations.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
