COW FARTS DID IT
Forget factories, traffic, and everything else—apparently the cow did it.
Cow Farts Did It takes environmental panic and pushes it straight into absurd territory. A shades-wearing cow lets one rip while a massive mushroom cloud fills the sky, turning the phrase “natural emissions, global impact” into a ridiculous end-of-the-world punchline.
The artwork mixes farm humor, environmental satire, dark comedy, and over-the-top apocalyptic imagery into one loud graphic. It’s intentionally ridiculous, impossible to miss, and made for anyone who likes their commentary with zero subtlety.
Perfect for farmers, ranchers, climate-humor fans, sarcastic science lovers, conspiracy culture, and anyone who thinks the cow has been taking way too much blame.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
