DON’T FART — YOU’RE DESTROYING THE OZONE!
Saving the planet just got personal.
Don’t Fart — You’re Destroying the Ozone! turns environmental panic into a loud, ridiculous warning straight from Earth itself. With a terrified cartoon planet pointing the finger, a cracked ozone layer, blazing sun, clouds, mountains, and a retro comic-book color palette, this design takes a serious subject and gives it a completely unserious punchline.
It’s absurd, colorful, and made to get a reaction. Whether you love environmental humor, sarcastic science jokes, climate satire, or just shirts that make people stop and laugh, this one does the job.
Perfect for science fans, environmentalists with a sense of humor, sarcastic dads, climate-joke lovers, retro graphic tee collectors, and anyone who has ever blamed somebody else for the air quality.
Because apparently saving the ozone starts with holding it in.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
23 ½ |
| M |
28 |
21 |
24 |
| L |
29 |
23 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
25 |
24 |
| 2XL |
31 |
26 ½ |
24 |
| 3XL |
32 |
28 |
24 |
