DON’T FART — YOU’RE DESTROYING THE OZONE!
Saving the planet just got personal.
Don’t Fart — You’re Destroying the Ozone! turns environmental panic into a loud, ridiculous warning straight from Earth itself. With a terrified cartoon planet pointing the finger, a cracked ozone layer, blazing sun, clouds, mountains, and a retro comic-book color palette, this design takes a serious subject and gives it a completely unserious punchline.
It’s absurd, colorful, and made to get a reaction. Whether you love environmental humor, sarcastic science jokes, climate satire, or just shirts that make people stop and laugh, this one does the job.
Perfect for science fans, environmentalists with a sense of humor, sarcastic dads, climate-joke lovers, retro graphic tee collectors, and anyone who has ever blamed somebody else for the air quality.
Because apparently saving the ozone starts with holding it in.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
