Drain the Swamp Unisex classic tee

DRAIN THE SWAMP

Everybody talks about draining it. Nobody ever seems to run out of alligators.

Drain the Swamp takes the long-running Washington corruption metaphor and turns it literal: suited gators labeled with politicians, lobbyists, and corruption getting hauled out of a filthy swamp with the U.S. Capitol sitting in the background. The phrase has been used for decades by politicians across different parties as shorthand for cleaning up corruption, bureaucracy, lobbying, and insider influence in Washington.

The artwork leans into the joke with swamp muck, floating cash, cigars, briefcases, and the sign that sums up the whole attitude: “Same Dirty Crooks. Different Suits.” It’s gritty, sarcastic, and aimed at the political system rather than any one party.

Perfect for fans of political satire, anti-establishment humor, government skepticism, conspiracy culture, and anyone who thinks Washington could use a serious cleanup.

Drain the swamp. Keep an eye on what crawls back in.

This 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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