GERONTOCRACY
When the people making decisions about the future look like they’ve been in office since the past.
Gerontocracy is a dark political-satire design built around a simple idea: power has a way of hanging on long after everyone else is ready to move forward. The artwork turns Washington into a decaying old guard—aging insiders surrounded by cobwebs, money, lobbyists, special interests, debt, war, profits, and the machinery of government still grinding away behind them.
The message at the bottom says it all:
Power Has No Retirement Plan.
This isn’t about one party or one politician. It’s a broader shot at entrenched leadership, career politics, and the feeling that the same people keep holding the keys while younger generations wait outside the gate.
Perfect for fans of political satire, anti-establishment art, government skepticism, generational commentary, dark humor, and anyone who thinks public office was never supposed to become a lifetime appointment.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
