GOD SAVE THE SHEEP
Follow the herd. Trust the flock. Don’t ask why the sky looks like that.
God Save the Sheep turns the classic “sheeple” idea into a sharp, surreal piece of conspiracy satire. A crowd of shades-wearing sheep stands beneath a sky crisscrossed with suspicious trails, while the oversized slogan delivers the joke with a dark, rebellious edge.
The design plays with herd mentality, conformity, media skepticism, and the feeling that everyone else got the memo except you. The sunglasses give the flock an almost uniform, controlled look, while the bold distressed lettering keeps it gritty and unmistakably Conspira-Tees.
Perfect for conspiracy fans, independent thinkers, skeptics, anti-conformity types, free thinkers, and anyone who has ever looked around and wondered why everybody seems so comfortable following the same path.
God save the sheep. Somebody has to.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
