I’LL SHOW YOU SCIENCE — MY BAT SAYS IT’S FLAT
Science says one thing. The bat has entered the chat.
I’ll Show You Science — My Bat Says It’s Flat takes flat-earth humor and smashes it straight through the globe. A baseball bat marked E=MC² blasts through a classroom-style world globe while books labeled History, Geography, Science sit in the wreckage below.
It’s loud, ridiculous, and built around the kind of argument that skips the lecture and goes straight for the visual punchline. The mix of science references, shattered geography, and conspiracy humor makes this one a perfect conversation starter.
Perfect for flat-earth humor fans, conspiracy enthusiasts, science-joke lovers, skeptics, alternative thinkers, and anyone who appreciates a graphic tee that refuses to take the debate too seriously.
Science has equations. The bat has evidence.
A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
26 |
16 ½ |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
31 |
26 |
