I’LL SHOW YOU SCIENCE — MY BAT SAYS IT’S FLAT
Science says one thing. The bat has entered the chat.
I’ll Show You Science — My Bat Says It’s Flat takes flat-earth humor and smashes it straight through the globe. A baseball bat marked E=MC² blasts through a classroom-style world globe while books labeled History, Geography, Science sit in the wreckage below.
It’s loud, ridiculous, and built around the kind of argument that skips the lecture and goes straight for the visual punchline. The mix of science references, shattered geography, and conspiracy humor makes this one a perfect conversation starter.
Perfect for flat-earth humor fans, conspiracy enthusiasts, science-joke lovers, skeptics, alternative thinkers, and anyone who appreciates a graphic tee that refuses to take the debate too seriously.
Science has equations. The bat has evidence.
This 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
