RUNNING LOW ON CONSPIRACY THEORIES, REALITY KEEPS CATCHING UP.
At this point, the conspiracy theories are starting to run out of room.
Running Low on Conspiracy Theories, Reality Keeps Catching Up is a sarcastic alien-themed design for anyone who feels like yesterday’s “crazy theory” keeps turning into today’s conversation. A grey alien peers through the lettering while the oversized slogan does all the talking.
The lime-green and cream color palette gives it a loud retro sci-fi look, while the distressed lettering keeps it gritty enough to fit right in with conspiracy culture. It’s funny, skeptical, self-aware, and built for people who enjoy watching the line between “impossible” and “apparently” get a little blurrier.
Perfect for UFO fans, conspiracy enthusiasts, alternative thinkers, paranormal junkies, skeptics, and anyone whose favorite phrase is “I told you so.”
Because sometimes reality has terrible timing.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
