CONSPIRACIES DON’T DIE
The names change. The theories mutate. The questions keep coming back.
Conspiracies Don’t Die is a loud retro-futurist tribute to the ideas that never seem to disappear. UFOs, reptilians, subliminal messages, cryptids, RFID chips, New World Order, mud flood theories—it all gets thrown into one neon-soaked wall of paranoia, pop culture, and late-night rabbit holes.
The artwork mixes 1980s-style color, sci-fi cityscapes, mirrored shades, UFO imagery, and a larger-than-life central figure into something that feels like a lost VHS cover from a future that never happened.
It’s colorful, weird, nostalgic, and built for people who know one thing for sure:
Conspiracies don’t die. They just get renamed.
Perfect for conspiracy fans, UFO enthusiasts, cryptid hunters, alternative-history followers, retro sci-fi lovers, and anyone who has ever said, “Wait… go back. What was that part about the reptilians?”
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
