BLAME IT ON MY REPTILIAN OVERLORDS
Bad decisions? Questionable behavior? Don't look at me. Take it up with management.
Blame It on My Reptilian Overlords takes one of conspiracy culture's favorite theories and turns it into the ultimate excuse for absolutely everything. Why take responsibility when you've got an entire secret race of lizard people supposedly pulling the strings?
Featuring three sinister reptilian executives, the all-seeing eye, UFO imagery, vintage television screens, piles of cash, and one seriously unbothered human lounging beneath his alien bosses, this design delivers conspiracy humor with a massive dose of sarcasm.
The gritty artwork combines secret-society symbolism, alien conspiracy theories, government paranoia, and rebellious streetwear attitude into one ridiculously detailed graphic.
Perfect for reptilian conspiracy enthusiasts, UFO fans, alien lovers, dark humor addicts, paranormal enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever wanted to blame their problems on an interdimensional management team.
I'm not irresponsible. I'm under reptilian management.
Product details
Bella + Canvas 3001: Soft, lightweight, fitted tee.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
