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CRYPTIDS — TERRIBLE AT HIDE & SEEK
Bigfoot’s behind a tree. Mothman picked a road sign. And apparently nobody explained camouflage to the rest of them.
Cryptids — Terrible at Hide & Seek takes some of the strangest creatures in folklore and turns them into one ridiculous group photo. Bigfoot peeks out from behind a birch tree, a red-eyed winged creature tries to disappear behind a speed-limit sign, and a horned monster crouches in plain sight while another weird little thing pops up from the bushes.
For creatures that supposedly avoid being photographed, they’re not doing a great job.
The design mixes cryptid culture, paranormal humor, forest folklore, and campy monster art into one fun graphic that doesn’t take any of it too seriously.
Perfect for Bigfoot fans, Mothman lovers, cryptid hunters, paranormal enthusiasts, horror-comedy fans, campers, and anyone who thinks the unexplained could use a sense of humor.
Cryptids: mysterious, elusive, and absolutely terrible at hide & seek.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
