JESUS SAVES. THE CHURCH COLLECTS.
Faith may be free. Institutions still pass the plate.
Jesus Saves. The Church Collects. takes a familiar religious phrase and turns it into a sharp piece of satire about money, power, and organized religion. The artwork shows Jesus overturning a collection bowl overflowing with cash, coins, crosses, and religious valuables while horrified church officials look on.
The imagery is inspired by the biblical story of Jesus driving money changers from the temple, but the message is aimed squarely at the modern tension between faith and institutional wealth.
Framed in stained-glass-style artwork with Vatican-inspired architecture, rich reds, blues, and golds, the design looks almost sacred at first glance—until the punchline lands.
Perfect for religious satire fans, skeptics, ex-churchgoers, critical thinkers, theology buffs, and anyone who believes faith and money should never be confused.
Jesus saves. The church collects.
Bella + Canvas 3001: Soft, lightweight, fitted unisex tee with a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²).
T-Shirt Details
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
