JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE PARANOID DOESN’T MEAN THEY AREN’T AFTER YOU
Sometimes paranoia is irrational. Sometimes somebody really is watching.
Just Because You’re Paranoid Doesn’t Mean They Aren’t After You takes one of the great dark-humor lines and cranks the anxiety all the way up. A wild-eyed man in a restraint jacket looks like he’s one suspicious noise away from proving everybody wrong.
The design mixes psychological humor, conspiracy culture, paranoia jokes, and exaggerated comic-horror artwork into one loud statement piece. The distressed blue-and-white lettering gives it a chaotic, almost panic-poster feel that fits the joke perfectly.
Perfect for conspiracy fans, dark-humor lovers, skeptics, overthinkers, paranoid friends, alternative thinkers, and anyone who has ever said, “Laugh now, but wait until I’m right.”
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Bella + Canvas 3001: Soft, lightweight, fitted unisex tee with a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²).
T-Shirt Details
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
