THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. I'M STAYING IN.
Aliens, Bigfoot, and government secrets can wait. I'm comfortable.
Who says every conspiracy needs investigating? Sometimes the smartest move is grabbing your favorite blanket, pouring a hot drink, cuddling with your dog, and letting the extraterrestrials handle their own business.
The Truth Is Out There. I'm Staying In. puts a cozy, hilarious spin on classic conspiracy culture. Featuring an adorable alien bundled up on the couch with a Michigan coffee mug, a sleeping dog, rustic cabin décor, and a UFO hovering outside the window, this design proves that even visitors from another galaxy appreciate a good night at home.
With its warm autumn colors, vintage lettering, cozy cabin atmosphere, and playful extraterrestrial humor, this graphic tee is perfect for women who prefer comfort over close encounters.
Ideal for alien lovers, homebodies, introverts, dog moms, cozy-season enthusiasts, UFO fans, and anyone who would rather watch the mystery unfold from the safety of their couch.
Let them investigate. I'm not leaving this blanket.
Product details
Fit: Soft, lightweight women’s tee with a relaxed fit.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless everyday outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 ½ |
25 ¼ |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
7 ¾ |
| M |
20 |
26 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
8 ¼ |
| L |
22 |
26 ¾ |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
8 ¾ |
| XL |
24 |
27 ½ |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
9 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
28 ¼ |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
10 ¼ |
| 3XL |
28 |
29 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
10 ¾ |
